WAR and PEACE

peace
–noun
1. the normal, nonwarring condition of a nation, group of nations, or the world.
2. often initial capital letter) an agreement or treaty between warring or antagonistic nations, groups, etc., to end hostilities and abstain from further fighting or antagonism: the Peace of Ryswick.
3. a state of mutual harmony between people or groups, esp. in personal relations: Try to live in peace with your neighbors.

This is what dictionary.com has to say on peace (the first three meanings).

I would dare guess that Nobel Peace prize would be awarded for improving condition 1, 2 or 3.

Lets analyze each of them.

Meaning 1 : the normal, nonwarring condition of a nation, group of nations, or the world

OOOPS cant mean this! War is a permanent condition. Friends today, partner tomorrow at War day after!!

Meaning 2: (often initial capital letter) an agreement or treaty between warring or antagonistic nations, groups, etc., to end hostilities and abstain from further fighting or antagonism: the Peace of Ryswick.

Agreement or treaty, hmmmmmmm, let me think, nope cannot be this. End to hostilities, hmmmmmmm not this one! Abstain from further fighting - Ha ha ha ha ha, You must be joking how will our people eat if we dont fight. So cant be 2. 3 it must be

Meaning 3: a state of mutual harmony between people or groups, esp. in personal relations: Try to live in peace with your neighbors. aaaah! that must be it Mexico and Canada live in a state of perpetual bliss and in harmony with the US.

AND THAT`S HOW BARRACK OBAMA GOT THE NOBEL PRIZE

Till now I believed wiping clean the posterior of an influential person using your tongue was a corporate phenomenon. Didn't realise the eminent Nobel Panel loved this famous sport. Practiced by many of my betters.

Dont get me wrong, am not a Obama hater or a US hater. But, come on..... Let that guy be in office for a couple of years then give it to him, maintain decencies. The guy was in office for what 3 weeks before he was nominated!!!!

Remember Gorgons whose looks could kill,Corollary, Obama whose talk brings peace. Platinum Tongue, anyone! No more forked tongues, A solidly fused tongue is in vogue.

Hear Ye, permit Obama to talk nonstop for 365 days and we will have world peace.

Bloody hell give it any of the various Miss World`s, Miss Universe`s and others they always talk World Peace. Atleast they wont Justify War while receiving the Peace Prize!

P.S : There Goes my chances of a US Visa

P.P.S If I go missing look for me at Guantanamo Bay.